Wednesday, September 11, 2013

RitchFest opens Ritch's drapes

We're kind of new to this trolling game, but it seems easy enough. Do we have to refer to ourselves  ourself(?) in the plural, or is that optional? I'm just gonna go with singular for now, and if that's against the rules of anonymous trollery they can send me a letter.

So. Ritch Nicholls. Trolling gold, am I right amirite? What I've heard about him is, the curtains don't match the drapes. That's an anonymous tip from Beckham Brunswick. It means Ritch isn't a natural blond. Dunno how Beckham would know. Probably a dropped towel incident in the Set Soundstage locker room.  

Feed the troll. Please send your anonymous tips, rumors, drama, scandal, blasphemy, etc., to RitchFest. We I need the help. Also complaints. We love complaints. At least, we love complaining, and that's almost the same thing. And by "we", I mean "we". 



Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Welcome to RitchFest!

The Boystown Pride Festival is around the corner and no pride festival of any kind would be complete without an attack blog and all the delicious drama that comes with it. So welcome to RitchFest, the unofficial troll blog of BT Pride!